Spending the holy week here - my hometown - is helping me gain extra pounds. I've only been eating and sleeping since I got here. I don't really mind because it's fun and I've always wanted to experience what it's like to live the life of a filthy swine.
Having realized this a couple of minutes ago, I decided to break the ice and do something that would require body movements without having to open the refrigerator. So I got up from bed - forcibly - and sat in front of my computer and started crunching on the keyboards.
And this is what I came up with.
I guess, I should have just taken a crap.
Having realized this a couple of minutes ago, I decided to break the ice and do something that would require body movements without having to open the refrigerator. So I got up from bed - forcibly - and sat in front of my computer and started crunching on the keyboards.
And this is what I came up with.
I guess, I should have just taken a crap.
