My cousin works for probably the biggest tobacco company in the world. You know, the one that owns other tobacco companies and has been pounded by numerous legal battles (so I've read), but still remains unscathed probably because they have all the world's smokers behind their back - puffing their lungs into oblivion. The thing is, my cousin has a lot of freebies(cigarettes, ashtrays, shirts, etc...) and gives hem out Oprah-Winfrey-style to everybody he knows. Since I had a short visit to CDO a couple of weeks back, I was fortunate unfortunate enough to be given two rims of "reds" - roughly 400 sticks.
Frankly, The idea of having to smoke every stick by myself is really overwhelming. You see, being a smoker (who had repeatedly failed at quitting) with 400 sticks of smokes at his disposal, lying around the room, each stick crying out in a child-like voice, saying "smoke smoke smoke smoke...", will drive anybody to total madness. The good thing is, a couple of people at work are smokers and some people staying at home(yes, we're currently living in a "full-house" right now, I'll probably make a separate post for thiat are smokers too. So, I shared the maddening little goodies. I brought one rim to the office and the other one, I left it in the living room. Right now and probably for the next few weeks, every smoker in the office and at home is puffing free smokes.
Frankly, The idea of having to smoke every stick by myself is really overwhelming. You see, being a smoker (who had repeatedly failed at quitting) with 400 sticks of smokes at his disposal, lying around the room, each stick crying out in a child-like voice, saying "smoke smoke smoke smoke...", will drive anybody to total madness. The good thing is, a couple of people at work are smokers and some people staying at home(yes, we're currently living in a "full-house" right now, I'll probably make a separate post for thiat are smokers too. So, I shared the maddening little goodies. I brought one rim to the office and the other one, I left it in the living room. Right now and probably for the next few weeks, every smoker in the office and at home is puffing free smokes.
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