taxi drivers say the darnest things (yet another lame attempt to post something on this blog for the sake of posting)

I've been riding taxi cabs everyday since last month. I usually ride jeepneys but they're not the type of things you would want to get on when you're "disabled". So, even if a taxi ride costs approximately seven times the price of a jeepney ride (from my apartment to the office), I think it's worth every penny - jeepney drivers are known for dropping their passengers off to their destinations... literally. But this post is not about the jeepney drivers, this is about the taxi drivers and the things that they say.

Before I go on, I have to digress a bit. I just have to say that I'll be posting what the drivers say in Visayan simply because it puts the word "darnest" in "taxi drivers say the darnest things". Also, I won't be posting any translations. If you can't understand the language then, sorry.

So, without further ado, here they are (limited to five because they're basically all I can remember):

• "trapika uy... lami kaayo mo patay ug tao, kung dili pa lang ko ma priso, mo patay gyud ko ug tao kada-adlaw"
• "`matay... nindota anang iPhone bosing sah? kun mo gamit ka ana mura ka'g naa sa laing kalibutan"
• "kaning mga koreana lami kaayo... puti man gud, pero pwerte lang baho-a, kanang lain kaayo nga baho... kanang anghit... dili man siguro ni sila ga ligo"
• "basketball diay naka disgrasya anang imong tuhod? abi nako na dasmagan ka ug truck"
• "hala! bossing wala ko'y sinsiyo ani... gikan pa man gud ko sa grahe"

We'll that's it. They say the darnest things.